Honesty Box

MySpace, so when was the last time that I checked my page U Bring Me Joi um it's been months and months, I have tried to delete it but it hasn't worked so I am left to delete everything up there that pertains to me. I'm just over MySpace no hard feelings! I say all this to say I checked my Honesty Box, wow---- wtf!!!!!! I'm glad that people are honest but it's funny what people will say when they aren't face to face take a peek!
"You need to tell your photographers to airbrush your pictures. I can see your cottage cheese a$$. And you need to tone your legs. You come across like you sh!t don't stink. You ain't no bag of chips. Okay maybe a bag of funyuns. Last but not least, you have a really good make up artist. He definitely does wonders on you. Since you really provide what your momma gave you. Sorry, sometimes you are born with it and sometimes you arent. You are definitely in the AREN'T... Lastly, get on the dreadmill and burn some of that flabby ass. Have a blessed day. Biooooooooootch."

"I HATE YOU SO MUCH... I wish you were never born."

"your fake. You have beauty but that goes away."
Tell em why you mad son?!!!!!!

People like this kill me.... lol.... thanks for caring so much ;-) I sent this reply back...
"Thanks for the response. GOD Bless you!
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KEITH SWEAT’S PLATINUM HOUSE

What's wrong with this picture? Does Nokio look like one of the lost Stallionaire's?

PLEASE Be sure to tune in to PeachtreeTV on TONIGHT (or not, lol.... I'm sure I won't watch but if you do let me know how it goes), February 23 at 10 PM for KEITH SWEAT’S PLATINUM HOUSE, FEATURING DRU HILL. The show features the R&B legend and the platinum selling group, Dru Hill. Dru Hill has sold millions of records world wide. Read More!♥ ♥

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Jennifer Hudson Does the Super Bowl

I feel you... Land of the free and home of the brave! Damn she did that.... or did she?
Someone says she lip-synched it, what do you think?
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What's Wrong With this Picture?

I mean I think that when I get pregnant I am going to be excited about it but does her man have wings? um..... I saw this and thought that this was a lil too much but hey maybe that's just me.... Freedom of Speech :-)
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Notorious Part II

On the Clock.....
Um well If you have seen the movie, Notorious, then you will get this- if you have not please go see it is hilarious.... full of great I-Movie remake scenes!
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Aging Bumble Bee

Lil Kim is trippin with this pic! I mean I know your excited about showing off what you got but you what we aren't! More to come...
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Teen Choice Awards (a lil late)

So I wanted to just mention this little tidbit because as I was watching I think I threw up in my mouth as I watched LL Cool J walk on stage and literally lick his whole chin, I mean it wasn't even let me just get my bottom lip, it was let me get all of this! Um isn't this a kids awards show, so shouldn't you be leaving all that 'sexual seduction' at the house or back stage. More to read!
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Affion is a FOOL! "Mr. Carter" SPOOF

Thanks to Boo Goo Doo for this... lol!
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Spoof Ads Featuring Mr. West

Puffy has a $100 million deal to promote Ciroc vodka and Kanye West is the face of Absolut in new egocentric ads that don’t even reveal they’re promoting anything more than Kanye-ness.

There are new “Be Kanye” spoof ads featuring little tablets that promise to turn you into Kanye West that are actually ads for Absolut. According to the “Be Kanye” ads, vodka can solve all your problems and make you rich, arrogant and attractive to women. Because all you need to do to feel good about yourself is get wasted.

Granted you have to google and visit the website to see the ads to realize that they’re substituting little pills for vodka and making it seem like a cure all. Removing the product from the ad makes you do that extra bit of work that supposedly connects you to the brand or whatever marketing people would call it in that ridiculous jargon-filled way that they speak. JayBird said she saw these ads a couple weeks ago in NY and looked them up at home. They must be effective because JayBird did it and here we are giving them free advertising.

When Diddy did a presumably blind taste test on Ellen of four different vodkas he made a face at the vodka that turned out to be Absolut and had trouble telling the difference between Ketel One and Ciroc, saying they both went down well. That was more convincing to me than these ads, because I care if a vodka tastes smooth and helps me preserve the sexy. I want to be me, but with a buzz and without a hangover the next day.

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Venting Because I Can!

So I as I was browsing through the many sites that I normally check out I came across a site with a article entitled "What's The Big Deal?" with a picture of Lil Wayne intrigued me so I read on.

Okay to answer the title the BIG deal is nobody has sold a million albums since 50 Cent in 2005! "The Massacre" sold 1.14 million copies in its first four days of release, making it the sixth fastest-selling album since SoundScan began tracking sales data in 1991.
The next point I must address is regardless of if you like Lil Wayne or not you still have to give him his props, in two years nobody was able to do what 50 Cent accomplished in 05. Even if the record label did buy 300,000 copies and stored them in a shed or gave them away nobody else's record label backed them the way that Wayne's label did so don't hate! Let's compare Wayne's platinum album in a week to other album sales for the first week that released this year Mariah Carey sold 463,000, Usher sold 433,000 and Danity Kane sold 236,000; I'm sure they would of loved their label to buy 300,000 c.d's and throw them overboard if need be.

So to answer your question "What's The Big Deal?" the BIG deal is it hasn't been done in 2 years! I never understand why the need to bring people down, let's congratulate him and everyone that helped to make the c.d and be happy for them!
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Happy Fathers Day!

Wishing all the father's in the world a 'Happy Day!' We not only appreciate you today but everyday that you are in and out of our lives (to the Father's that have passed away).

Thanks for being men that we can all count on, look up to, admire, cherish and be proud of!

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Obama Warns GOP "Lay Off My Wife"

So how funny is it that Obama told Republican's very calm on Good Morning America "Don't mess with my wife or my family!" and then smiled. You got to love that! He showed America that you can say what you want about me but not about my family, you go Obama!


Sen. Barack Obama ripped into a Republican ad today that targets comments made by his wife, Michelle, and called the GOP tactic "low class" and "detestable."

The Illinois senator told "Good Morning America" that he expects hardball tactics from the Republicans if he becomes the Democratic presidential nominee.

"But I also think these folks should lay off my wife," he told "GMA" as his wife chuckled beside him.


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